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Joke of the Day

"I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing."

"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"

"Like I was telling my friends, my wife walked into a door. and that pissed me off so I hit her."

"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing."

"cool funny jokes don't miss 'em"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face."

"My LASIK doctor said that if I get 2000 upvotes on this post I'll get free treatment. Upvote for visibility."

"Did you hear about Treant? He's thinking of leaving. Perhaps branching out, Maybe even going back to his roots. I'm not sure I wood do that. He's barking mad if you ask me."

"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."