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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone... In the car I'm driving."

"Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus."

"Uzbekistan Travel Advice In Samarkand some are kind and some are cunts."

"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."

"Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw) and boy do they make my cock look huge"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black."

"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn't a lawyer yet..."

"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"

"How do the Chinese select their baby names? They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang"