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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"

"Man insisted on pumping my gas. Didn't turn into an euphemism until he squirted all over the side of my car & asked if that's how I like it."

"Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait."

"*crawls out of your television and tries to kill you* I'm not like other girls."

"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"

"My phone corrects ""haha"" to ""hahaha"", so all my friends think they're 50% funnier than they actually are."

"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."

"I wish there was a ""skip this ad"" button that I could use when talking to annoying people in real life."

"What does a guy with a big penis have for breakfast? Well, I had eggs for breakfast."