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Joke of the Day

"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."

"Why are European cars the lightest? because there's no Americans sitting in them."

"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."

"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"Doing my weekly Anti-virus scan, my laptop is a slut."

"A photon walks into a hotel... and the desk clerk says, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""no thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"A college lecturer asks his students who is poorer... A man with $1000 but is $750 in debt, or a man with $250. The hall is silent for a moment, then a student stands up and answers ""Me."""

"Sorry about the typos lately you gays."

"Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is."