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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."

"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."

"So I decided to submit a joke about Ned Stark's head [Removed]"

"DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?"

"What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights? Make blonde jokes!"

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."

"A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'"

"I saw a Jewish Ghost last night... It was so scary I started to Shiva."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"