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Joke of the Day
"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"
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"What's your ringtone? That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown."
"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("
"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."
"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."
"Quite a few people aren't aware that I studied abroad for a year. Alas, she didn't teach me anything I didn't already know."
"Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean."
"""Ok, guys, before you start calling me a pervert, let me just say I found a great source of protein."" The first guy who ever milked a cow."
"Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here."