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Joke of the Day

"Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar"

"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."

"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."

"Ain't no party like a dyslexic party Cause a dyslexic party don't pots."

"I realized I've been wearing this set of earbuds in the wrong ears for over a year now. No wonder I always end up running backwards whenever I go jogging."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."

"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"

"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."

"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."