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Joke of the Day

"Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"What do you call oral sex with a fresh corpse? A David Blowie."

"Police are on the lookout for a magician dwarf who escaped prison. They're looking for a small medium at large."

"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."

"A quick question... How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?"

"What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen."

"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"

"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."

"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"