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Joke of the Day

"DRAGON: get AWAY from me ME: let me pet ur scales pls DRAGON: I don't even KNOW u ME: breathe fire on me DRAGON: *is creeped out*"

"I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers."

"What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy."

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving."

"Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your genes"

"I really like some metamorphic rocks... They're the schist!"

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"What do you call a septic cat? pussy."

"Best joke for Americans. My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American."