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Joke of the Day

"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""

"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."

"You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*"

"I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish"

"This years Olympics in Rio is going to be one of the most steady and relaxing Games in history No one will be Russian."

"What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird? *Cheep, cheep.*"

"In a misguided attempt to become a superhero I let a spider bite me. My super power became crying louder than a newborn."

"Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction."

"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"

"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""