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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
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"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."
"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."
"I don't have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is ""blender without the lid on""."
"This one will probably take a while to understand. What kind of grades did Hitler make in school? Not C's!"
"What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it"
"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"
"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"