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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"

"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"

"Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians."

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."

"How can you identify a French Infantryman? Sunburned armpits."

"I called my Colectomy surgeon's office... To check on my appointment. A man with a Russian accent answered the phone saying, ""Thank you for colon."""

"How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb."

"My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his arse..."

"Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown"

"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"