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Joke of the Day

"I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle."

"Dog & Mosquito were in Love .. mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS"

"SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no..."

"TIL ISIS is a global Bloods vs. Crips. Title"

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""

"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."

"What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip"

"[end of the night]*hand running through her hair, pulls out a lizard* ME: no not again *she unzips jacket, collapses into a pile of lizards*"

"What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage? They go to Cannes"

"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"