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Joke of the Day

"I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??"

"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"

"At the office, my colleague had her computer on with an unsaved document. I looked at her in the eyes and told her I'd tap that s with control."

"""Millennials are so entitled!"" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet"

"It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about."

"What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist."

"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says ""Arrr... It's driving me nuts!"""

"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."

"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any"