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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ."
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"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"
"I think I want to clean mirrors for a living It's just a job I can see myself doing"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"
"How do you make tear-free soap? Don't use child labor."
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"DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :("
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"I bought shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."