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Joke of the Day

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ."

"the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules"

"I was really ticked at my woman tonight, so I stapled her fun bags together. If ya can't lick 'em, join 'em."

"I told my girlfriend she'd look better with her hair back Apparently that's not an appropriate thing to say to a chemo patient"

"What should you never ask at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"Girl are you a ringtone? Because you're really annoying and just get louder when I ignore you."

"What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."

"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"

"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"