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Joke of the Day
"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"
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"I tried searching on Google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy'. It told me 'This Page Cannot Be Found'."
"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""
"""Boy, when I was your age I used to walk fifteen miles to school."" ""Oh, is that why you didn't graduate"""
"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"[throwing a party] I invited Judas. That okay? ""Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"" *loud knock* ""It's the Roman legion. Open up!"""
"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."
"I propose we rename our seasons: Blizzard Flood Oven Kinda Nice For A Bit"