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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 1 ton toilet? EL-ton John"
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"How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until daddy gets home"
"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."
"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""
"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"
"SON: The car's manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON'T- DAD: -that's sound advice."
"I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile."
"What's the difference between my wife and my paycheck? My paycheck comes once a week."