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Joke of the Day

"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"

"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"

"Historical fact: The term ""bro"" originated over a hundred million years ago and was short for brontosaurus."

"What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move? Nah, mastay"

"What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion? It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam."

"Did you hear about the Olympic sprinter who got busted for steroids? Now he's out of the running."

"Being Santa sounds easy... (NSFW) I've got plenty of experience emptying my sack into socks."

"Every time I eat a banana in public, a stranger offers me money to do it in private. I ate 32 bananas today & made $725. I have diarrhea."

"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."