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Joke of the Day

"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""

"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"

"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"

"What does 9/11 and cancer have in common? They were both inside Jobs"

"One of the World's Strongest Man events should be ""Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."""

"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."

"""Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy."""

"What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung."

"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."

"What is a horse being when it says mean thinga It's being neigh-gitive! Edit: Awesome. Screwed up the title"