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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."
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"Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating."
"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"
"My iPhone corrects ""WHOA"" to ""WHOSE"", which just made my text response to ""I JUST HAD A BABY!!!"" a little awkward."
"What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars."
"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"I called work and told them I have Anal Glaucoma... Just couldn't see my ass coming in today."
"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""