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"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore."
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"What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? Dr Whoover"
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"Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah."
"How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"what did Putin say to Ukraine? Crimea river."
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