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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."
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"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"This one is new in the market.. Sometimes blonde jokes are so blonde.."
"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."
"Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st? because its the first date"
"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"
"Body language tells us a lot about people. For example, my neighbor really doesn't like to be held underwater for more than 2 minutes."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not three because my basement is still dark."
"How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? It has a special place in their hearts"
"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."