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Joke of the Day
"what did Putin say to Ukraine? Crimea river."
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"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."
"There's nothing common... about Tutankhamun."
"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."
"Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list."
"Wife says ""sorry I have my period"". I said ""that's ok honey, that's what the colon is for""!"
"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"
"Howdeepisthepool? He had too much to drink before he went swimming!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"19: Help me think of a tweet. Me: I'm sorry for the never-ending selfies, duck lip poses, & whining about how hard my life is. 19: Maaaaa!"