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Joke of the Day
"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""
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"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."
"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"
"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."
"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"
"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"
"When I see a couple sharing the same facebook account I always want to ask them which one of you got caught having an affair"
"What's black and white and red allover? My dalmatian after being hit by a car"
"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"
"So, a rapist, a sadist, and a pothead walk into a bar and order a beer... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive backfield here."""