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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."
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"Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? The retail store."
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"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. ... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have adquired over a.... *Accidentally drops cell phone on the toilet*"
"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."
"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."
"TIL the French flag is traditionally made with Velcro So they could remove the red and blue bits in times of war"
"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."