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Joke of the Day
"If you're happy and you know it, share your meds"
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"Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind."
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"My thai-girlfriend told me it's ok to have a small penis I would still prefer that she had a vagina. EDIT: Grammar thx to /u/Jarabar"
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