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Joke of the Day
"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."
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"I asked for soundproof walls my mom also got me a straight jacket"
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
"If someone's mean to you, just lean in and whisper ""I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head."
"I put a roofie in my wife's drink last night. It was AWESOME. I played PS4 for five hours straight without anyone asking me to do anything."
"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"
"R.I.P water You will be mist!"
"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"
"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."
"Making a joke about wheelchair users ... is a big no-go."