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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something."
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"What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded."
"I added broccoli to my kid's Mac n Cheese and now he's sitting in a spinny chair, petting a hairless cat and plotting his revenge."
"What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan."
"Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees."
"I am used but in good condition."
"Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ... ...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes"
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you in 30 days!"""
"China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?"""