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Joke of the Day
"If anyone can put the ""i"" in ""Team"" it's Apple."
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"My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old I am."
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"
"I asked a pharmacist ""do you stock multicoloured tampons?"" ""Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."""
"Wife: You said you'll keep me as a queen but you make me dig the farm all day. WTF is this about? Husband: Darling you are my Queen of Spades."
"Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin."
"How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese Camembert (Come-on-bear)"
"What is the difference between a cocktail and a dickbutt? You order a dickbutt at a gay bar."
"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped wrapped in cellophane.... The psychiatrist says ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""