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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress? She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement"

"""Ok last interview question. Biggest weakness?"" ""People say I'm too hospitable."" ""I see. So should I stop sitting on your lap?"" ""Your call."""

"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"

"What are your best corny jokes? I want them all! ""What's brown and sticky?"" ""A stick."""

"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."

"What do you call a homeless Italian man? Giovanni Change"

"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."

"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."

"On Possession So me and my sister when in a fight and she said, ""Your so possessive"", I responded, ""What about my possession, is it ok?"