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Joke of the Day
"If you steal my tweets I'll just unfollow you cuz your tweets are terrible."
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"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."
"We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys."
"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"
"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"
"Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me."
"What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."
"How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple"
"What's the Mexican version of the KKK? Que? Que? Que?"