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Joke of the Day
"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"
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"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"
"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"
"Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers Will make your car look fucking stupid"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."
"Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese... ...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again..."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
"What they're actually saying is ""I can't even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]"""