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Joke of the Day
"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"
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"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"What was the warlock's favorite cookbook? The Necronomnomnomicon."
"What does a 75 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"
"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"What do you call a person who is half Jewish? Jew-ish"
"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"
"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"
"What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water? An egg in a duck."