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Joke of the Day
"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."
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"What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, he didn't make it that far."
"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""
"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? ...nothing."
"If your urine is clear, you're hydrated. If it's yellow, you're dehydrated. If it's white, you're shaking your dick too much."
"What do you call someone infected with herpes... Who refuses to date someone else infected with herpes... A Herpocrit! A very awesome friend said he came up with this just randomly, do I believe him?"
"I love my lungs... ...they have a place very close to my heart."
"I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze."
"I'm hesitant to use the word ""genius,"" but I just answered the last five questions on Sesame Street correctly."
"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."