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Joke of the Day

"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."

"I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop. But I'm stumped."

"This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can't even concentrate on my book."

"FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important. Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body."

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby.... But I have no clue how to make an iPhone..."

"Why clickbait is so effective"

"Topical! What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection? He votes!"

"There is no reason to hit a woman! Lol, just kidding"

"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"