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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into the bedroom holding a sheep, And says, I just wanted to show you the pig I was fucking. His wife says that's not a pig, and he responds I know I was talking to the sheep."

"I love my wife dearly, but she just used the word ""whatevs"" for the first time, so 17 years. It's been a good run."

"what is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boo-loney :D"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?"

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."

"Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'"

"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"

"My grandson asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone. When he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me"

"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"