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Joke of the Day
"What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
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"Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)"
"Kids these days have it real easy. There weren't as many paedophiles in my day. I had to buy my own candy."
"What did the bird say when it flew into the window? Owl"
"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."
"Canada's Gas prices... They fell as fast as Greece's GDP."
"How did my doctor know I have minor IBS? I just asked him to edit my essay; and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy; if he can figure that out from my writing."
"Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver..."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything."
"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."