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Joke of the Day

"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"

"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."

"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"

"Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race? He couldn't get a head."

"I read in an American newspaper last night ""15 die in twister""... ...I don't think you're playing it right."

"Why don't paperclips move around a lot? They like being stationery."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"

"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."

"A man deserves a woman who he enjoys spending time with, who can fulfill his desires, and who can cook. But most importantly, he must make sure that these women never meet."