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Joke of the Day

"In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story"

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.. Apparently Bruce Jenner was ""inappropriate."""

"Never borrow money from a zombie: they almost always want to be paid back in brains"

"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""

"Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time"

"They say shoe size correlates with penis size... ...which makes getting raped by a clown that much more terrifying."

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"

"Why do beaches not get sarcasm? Because they always take things littorally"

"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."