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Joke of the Day
"Why do beaches not get sarcasm? Because they always take things littorally"
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"My wife called me a pedophile... I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old"""
"What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..? AN ARITHMESTICK."
"Cop: You been drinking?nnMe: No.nnCop: Say the alphabet backwards.nnMe: Alphabet the. nnCop: Hilarious. Say each letter.nnMe: Each letter."
"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."
"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again."
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist orders H2O. The second scientist says ""Who the hell goes to a bar and orders water?"""
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny"
"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."
"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."