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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"

"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"

"Where did the Nazis send the Juice? To the concentration camps."

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."

"Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama."

"Where did Lisa go during the bombardment.. Everywhere"

"*slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*"