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Joke of the Day
"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.. Apparently Bruce Jenner was ""inappropriate."""
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"Waking up to a ""fcuk you"" text message instead of a ""good morning"" one is surprisingly not that bad."
"Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer"
"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."
"I need farmer jokes I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party and they are farmers....I want to make fun of them"
"Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer."
"A man walks out of a bar Which is weird, considering it's a solid object."
"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."
"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"
"First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?"