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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time"

"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."

"They took my mood ring... ...and I don't know how i feel about it."

"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"What do you call a task that isn't quite mundane? Tuesdane"

"Why was the prostitute so good at her job? It was in her whoremoans."

"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!"

"My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it."