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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"

"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""

"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."

"Oh, you left me a voicemail? Next time just tape a note to the door of the apartment I moved out of six years ago."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."

"Joke comments: so you can get all your best jokes in one place. Put jokes in comments!"

"What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed."

"Remember how in Lord of the Rings they slept out under the stars? It was pretense."

"Totally Original Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some Poems Rhyme This one doesn't"

"Merry christmas and happy new year! - Internet explorer"