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"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("
"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."
"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"A riddle: it's yellow and if you push the button it turns red... A chick in a blender."
"The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey."
"If you like blowing candles on your birthday, what does that make you? A gay candle."
"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."
"If an opinion is worth 2 cents, how many cents is an argument worth? It really just depends on how much cents it makes."