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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom"

"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"

"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."

"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."

"Reddit, I am a huge fan of corny jokes. The punnier the better. Gimme your best shot. I'll give you one of my favorites: What does a tree do when it goes on vacation? It packs its trunk and leaves."

"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good joke?"

"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"