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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."

"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."

"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."

"I thought about doing anal But I figured my dick has gotten me in enough shit already"

"A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky... ...he turns to his friend and says, ""Hella Copters"""

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"[NSFW] 3 people having se... 3 people having sex is called threesome 2 people having sex is called twosome So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', dont take it as a compliment!"

"There was a counter top on layaway at Home Depot. They said it was for the Packers' punt returner, Hyde. It was for Micah."

"You said you wanted a video of me eating a banana. Nothing about me not slicing it. YOU'RE WELCOME."