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Joke of the Day

"If you like blowing candles on your birthday, what does that make you? A gay candle."

"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."

"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."

"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."

"In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby ""North West"" I will be naming my first son ""Taco"""

"Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work? Because he got Snowden"

"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"

"League of Legends Solo Queue"

"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"

"if the invisible man comes to the door Tell him I can't see him! this was a joke my dad made ok dont judge me judge my dad"