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Joke of the Day
"A riddle: it's yellow and if you push the button it turns red... A chick in a blender."
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"Oscar Pistorius He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"
"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""
"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."
"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Well... none. But their friend did once."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur."
"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"
"He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could ""relax"" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off."