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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense"

"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"

"Are those against upgrading to OSX Yosemite... Anti-Yosemites?"

"It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous."

"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."

"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"

"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."

"What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."