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Joke of the Day

"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"

"Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid."

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"I started a cold air balloon business. I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."

"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."

"Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial"

"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"

"Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because he already has his shit packed and ready to go."

"My drug dealer cracks me up."

"Blind dates are the best They don't even see me coming"