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Joke of the Day

"unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life"

"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."

"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"

"Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time."

"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."

"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."

"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."

"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed."

"Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some."