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Joke of the Day

"It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous."

"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."

"Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets"

"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."

"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."

"Everytime I hold someone's baby, I whisper ""You aint shit"" into their ear. Just to bring their huge baby-ego back down to Earth."

"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."

"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"

"What did the management consultant think of his job? It was the Bain of his existence."

"What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans? Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today."