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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep."
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"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
"In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people."
"I love to challah at Jewish chicks."
"If God wanted me to mow my own lawn, He wouldn't have given me the ability to earn a postgraduate degree."
"My wife came home with a duck under her arm... ""This is the pig I've been fucking"" she said ""That is a duck, not a pig"" I replied ""I'm not talking to you"""
"""Oh my god,"" said my wife, smiling, ""our boy's...kicking."" I said, ""Yes, that's generally how football works."""
"Are all black people uncircumcised... Since they cum from the hood?"
"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"
"An old Chinese saying: If the dog is barking, you didn't cook it enough."