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Joke of the Day
"Are those against upgrading to OSX Yosemite... Anti-Yosemites?"
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"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."
"DAD: Your mother and I love you very much, and I'm not sure how to tell you this, but... you're adopted. DOG: OMG THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE"
"How do Japanese people refer to American politicians? Parti-san"
"What do you call a person who only speaks one language? American."
"Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed? #whatnottosayduringsex"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those that get it and those that don't."
"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."
"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"
"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"